He is just so much more talented! I can’t see wasting any more money on her clumsy banging on the piano…
How *sob-sniffle* COULD you?!
You are an awful waste of a human life to want to do something so mean and bad and…mean!
I’m calling the department of children and families on you, you betcha!
You don’t know this but when I was a little feller my father did the same thing to me! Know what happened when I protested- wanna know? He told my brother to roundhouse kick me right in the jaw is what he did, yes he did! Made one of my molars fall right out of my head and I had to eat with one side of my mouth for the next twenty years until a wisdom tooth took its place, yeppers, its true!
Well, I guess the lessons paid off cause he was only five at the time, my brother was, and I was twelve myself. Now he’s one of those U.F.C guys out there rolling around on the floor with other men, makes a fortune doing it too, sure does, and all the ladies love him and- and he even turns some uv em onto me! Anyways, you shouldn’t go… um…what was I saying?